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What's not to love about the Downs? It is our salicylic acid for the eradication of warts, the laxative for our constipation, the benzoyl peroxide for our pustulating pimples, and our cotton swab for earwax removal.
I get all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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