Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a candid and touching discussion with the troops.
G- Did everyone... you know... go?
others- *long suffering, in unison* Yeeesssss...
G- Because I don't want to have to stop the war so you can.... y'know...
others- *long suffering, in unison* You wooonn't.
G- And you'd better all be wearing clean underwear incase the paramedics have to take you away!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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