(Pippin with a pale of water)
Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. *throws water on Sauron*
Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!!
(little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead)
Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop.
Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick?
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Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing.
Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.......
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....
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