A so-called friend sent me a link to a blog which hosted a story with the following elements:
Arwen is really Aragorn's long lost mother... somehow.
They enter into a romantic relationship anyway.
But then Aragorn falls in love with a magical woman with "amber eyes."
Magical woman with amber eyes kills Arwen in some sort of... duel.
Then random hilarity ensues when Thranduil shows up and claims magical woman with amber eyes. And Legolas gets involved on both sides. Somehow.
Oh,and Aragorn just sort of cowers and mopes through it all, and composes bad poetry that sounds kind of like a Nickelback rip-off.
Seemed like a trollfic, but author was defending it rather viciously in the comments. Then it was deleted.
So if you're wondering where I've been, the short answer is "in alcoholic stupor."
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~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~
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