Saruman/Orcs/Dunlendings/Inquisition Spoof
*For weeks, Saruman has tortured the Dunlenders with constant prases from the Spanish Inquisition, Nazi training books and the Viking Culture. Now they will follow his every command.
Saruman: The Horsemen are the enemy!
Dunlendings (Southern Hics): Yahhh Man!
Saruman: Together with my orcs, you will defeat them!
Dunlenders: Yah man, we're From the South!
Saruman: Burn Every Village!
Dunlendings: Hallelulia!
Saruman: Kill Them All!
Dunlendings! Yeah Brother!
Saruman: You will do this now, without complaint!
*The Nazi training takes action.
Dunlenders: Heil Hitler!
*The entire row snaps to attention and the famous salute is held indefinantly. Then suddenly, the Viking instinct takes over.
(Mean Looking Dunlender): Fresh Meat Boys!
Dunlenders! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat!
*They run off with the orcs to kill the Horsement.
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