Eye of Sauron gobstoppers...heh, sounds like a jawbreaker with Sauron's eye imprinted on it. Yummy. See, then we could all just eat Sauron, and the whole One Ring problem would be solved!!
Arkenstone Candy (instead of rock candy, and it should be very pretty, and shiny, and te wrapped should have a picture of Smaug on it, guarding it)
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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