Yuck! Haldir has a double chin! Just kidding.
Haldir: Welcome to my beautiful home,Lothlorien.
Aragorn:It doesn't look so great to me. Actually it looked better last time I was here.
Legolas: What the hell is that!
Aragorn: It's Celeborn, oh no! He's taking a bath in Galadriels mirror! What happened to his face?
Legolas: I think he's on drugs! Run!
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Maiden of Rivendell
"Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom."
Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?
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