My lame attempt:
Eomer: A Ranger, an Elf, and a Dwarf... Hey, Wormtongue, we have guests! I suggest you put on a tie. And maybe comb your hair too... *snickers*
Wormtongue: What? Don't diss my hair! chicks dig this look!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!
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