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Phact: The only mistake the phantom has ever made was accidentally sneezing on Lalaith.
Phact: the phantom wrote the "not allowed" list for the bounders.
Phact: The strong wine of Dorwinion was not meant for the tables of the Elvenking, it was meant for the phantom.
Phact: Aragorn and Legolas went now with Eomer in the van...which was driven by the phantom.
Phact: the phantom gave a personal reference and convinced Saruman the White to hire a random Rohanian underling named Grima.
Phact: The Uruk-hai and the Olog-hai share a common ancestor. Named the phantom. It was indeed, a black evil.
Phact: Whatcha doing after work? Yeah? Sounds fun. the phantom has done it twice already today.
Phact: One of the phantom's courtiers was mumbling about the evil king of Angmar one day, prompting the phantom to ask "Which king?". The name stuck.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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