The achedemics were unimpressed. Especially satansaloser2005, who demanded the paper be removed. So intent was she that she rearranged the whole university she worked in to look like this…
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Originally Posted by satansaloser2005
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Janitor at the university, Nogrod, saw all of this with some level of confusion. When he went home, he explained to the mantelpiece…
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Originally Posted by Nogrod
After a few unsuccesful experiments to reach invisibility by slimming Gollum sticks to his own interpretation of the Phantom Queen's low-carb diet.
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Hidden in the clutter of said mantelpiece was Eonwe. With agility that would embarrass an elephant, he hopped to the telephone and then broke it apart before rearranging it into this pattern…
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A Telephone Repairs Company sent wilwarin538 around to fix it. She was so sickened by the sight of it that, once she had finished fixing it, she dialled a random number and screamed down the phone…
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Originally Posted by wilearin538
Gollum abandons his quest for invisibility and signs up for Queen Phantom's new fitness program.
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Volo, the phone operator, almost spilled his tea all over the control panel. He avoided doing so by shoving an ent into a wood chipper. The chippings flew out of the window and made this pattern in the air.
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Originally Posted by Volo
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While taking her pet coffee mug for a walk, elronds_daughter spotted this strange apparition and was overcome with joy and stomach aches. As she rushed to the local chemist for some high powered (and, indeed, steam powered) drugs, she sang a song that went like this;
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Originally Posted by elronds_daughter
Having finally gotten through Ring-separation therapy, Gollum realizes that without the Ring's inherent sex appeal, he must join the Witchking's gym - located in a magical forest - in order to become more manly.
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