[THE Ka]

Sam and Frodo decide just walking into Mordor is too difficult as traveling hobbits, instead they disguise the ring and go for the dense and uncompromising telephone book salesman approach.

Frodo: So how is this going to work again, we just -

Sam: Exactly, we just say we're handing out redbook and even if they don't want it, we throw it in anyways and just walk off.

Frodo: Do you really think they'll go for it?

Sam: Why not? It works for yellowbook...

~ Ka