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Old 08-23-2015, 04:26 PM   #1
Michael Murry
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New Theory Blames Bilbo for Bad Hobbit Movies

I just stumbled upon this little piece of -- I hardly know what to call it -- "explanation" as to why the Hobbit movies stank "like the Volga River at low tide," to quote Count Dracula in the movie Love at First Bite. From The Huffington Post:

"This Theory Perfectly Explains Why 'The Hobbit' Movies Were So Bad."

Yeah. Blame Bilbo.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." -- Tweedledee
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