Boromir:
Legolas: A guy who runs all the cheap work-out shows and aerobics programs. Think Richard Simmons with long blonde hair. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Merry: A tractor driver in a parade. Wow, that came out of nowhere. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Aragorn: A dull English professor at a college. I can just hear his melancholy voice droning on about the art of writing a research report. Ahh!
Pippin: The village idiot. *shrugs* Or the cousin that every family is embaressed to tell people about.
Arwen: A dentist who pretends to be a toothfairy and straps little pink wings to her back when taking care of kids.
Saruman: A pompous manager of McDonalds, too pridefull to realize that he isn't working in the "gourmet restuarant fit for kings" he claims to run. Sheesh. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Frodo: Believe it or not, a singing librarian. Singing stories to children about dolphins. Erm, don't ask.
Scary thought, aint' it?