Sauron: owner of a very expensive jewlery shop. Rings of Power, necklaces of power, earrings of... you get the point
Bilbo: the history teacher that makes everyone freak out
Gandalf: You know those people that come to your door selling magazines and end up stuffing you in some Satan-thing that totally harms your life?? Thatīs Gandalf
Eowyn: sport teacher/ boss of feminists party
Bilbo/Frodo: authors of extremly sappy books, the ones with a sequel every half year
Arwen: professional flag-embroider, in service of the country
Tom Bombadil: Hippie
Thatīs all I can think about... not very funny, huh?
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