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Old 06-25-2008, 10:47 PM   #29
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Keanu Reeves as... well as anyone springs to mind.
Yes, precisely. His range has never exceeded Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; except, sometimes he has a beard (also, he is very reminiscent of Orlando Bloom as far as emoting).

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That reminds me: I was thinking of starting a "Let's NOT cast The Silmarillion" thread. It would feature the worst possible casting choices.
We should start directly. Might I suggest Quentin Tarentino or Spike Lee to direct?
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