FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for Joan Rives, she wants an interview!
BILBO:Drag Queen? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a Drag Queen in these parts for nearly two years now that the laws were passed, and you have Sam's old gaffer to thank for that!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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