FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for that step!
BILBO: Step? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a step here for...[thump!]
or
FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for the car.
BILBO: Car? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a car here since those movies were filmed, and more's the pity!
or
FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for the FANGIRL!
BILBO: Fangirl? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a fangirl here for.... AAAAH! Frodo RUN!!!.
Okay, those weren't as good as I'd hoped! Ah well! It's not an easy one to think of!
Last edited by anardun; 03-02-2004 at 11:41 PM.
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