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under the table?
Boromir: Long has my father the Steward of Gondor fed his dogs pork chops under the table. So one day they bit his finger off
*chomp*. Even if he had the One Ring, he couldn't wear it!
Aragorn: The One Ring has no finger, the One Ring needs no finger.
Boromir: (think Matrix 1): How about I give you the finger, and you give me the One Ring?
Since we're back on old ones:
Gandalf: Fool of a One Ring! Throw yourself in Mt Doom next time and rid us of your shiny, precious and altogether perfect beauty! (eh...)
Gollum: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - it's Super Nazgul.
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
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