I am the Anti-Collector!!! First I'd take my action figures out of their boxes, and throw the boxes away! Mu-Wa-Ha-Ha. <P>After cutting off all the tags and loosing the little weapons in the carpet, I'd have fun "playing" with my action figures. <P>Such as:<P>Hanging Frodo over the fish tank and dunking him, just like the Watcher in the Water scene.<P>Tying a string around Sam's leg, so my cat can play "Shelob".<P>Knocking Gollum off the top of the bookshelves with paper wads. Just like the Cracks of Doom. <P>Making little toothpick arrows and impaling Boromir, just like the Orcs did. <P>Let's see...Falls of Rauros...garbage disposal or toilet?...hmmm...<P>Tie Gandalf to the car antenna and drive on freeway, so he can fly just like he did on the eagle's back.<P>Pelt Pippin with marbles, so he can play "Catch the Palantir".<P>See, you guys just don't know how to have fun with your action figures!
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