Whew, I thought I would never come up with a halfway good idea for this one, but after minimal thought, here's something anyway...
Rudolph, the red-nosed Ringwraith
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other Ringwraiths
They used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any Ringwraith games
Then one foggy Mordor night,
Sauron came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you find my Ring tonight?"
Then all the Ringwraiths loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the red-nosed Ringwraith
You'll go down in history!
Hey! It's something isn't it? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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