This is the scene in Moria where Gandalf is defending the bridge. This is also a blatent rip off of Monty Python. Anyway, here it is.
Gandalf: You shall not pass! You must answer me these questions three, ere the other side you see...
Balrog: What?
Gandalf: What is your name?
Balrog: Balrog of Moria.
Gandalf: What is your quest?
Balrog: I seek the ring, and to destroy you and your followers.
Gandalf: Now for your final question...What is your favorite color?
Balrog: Umm...black?
Gandalf: Wrong answer!
Balrog: NO! Wait! I meant pink! I meant AHHHHH! *tossed into bottemless chasm by Gandalf*
Gandalf: *turns to fellowship* He chose...poorly.
Sorry all, but I am on cold medicine and this is the best I could do right now...
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