Orc Draught is obviously vodka-red bull and either an invention of Satan or Sauron! The caffeine stimulant with a big slug of booze would surely get the hobbits back on their hairy feet, does the staggering and falling over not give the game away?
Incidentally, I'm convinced miruvor is a particularly smooth single malt whisky, distilled using the magical waters of Elrond's river.
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