THE END
As the final title rolled across the screen the audience began talking among themselves.
"I thought that movie was in very poor taste," said
Rikae.
"I thought that the dramatic tension and narrative structure of the entire work was undermined and ruined by ultimate failure of the lone anti-hero struggling valiantly against massive odds," said
Formendacil.
"Funny, I agree strictly verbatim," said
Boromir88. "I'm going to go buy another dragon ride."
"I liked the parts where I was telling people what to do," said
the phantom.
"I disliked those parts intensely," said
Mithalwen.
"I'm going to go find some Cortizone cream," said
Thinlomien.
"I liked how I was right about practically everything," said
Firefoot.
"I liked how I was freakin' awesome," said
Nerwen.
Nilpaurion Felagund and
satansaloser2005 slipped out the back for other activities.
"I liked the part where I banned everyone involved in this," said
mormegil.
"Quiet please, everyone!" said
Kuruharan. "We are missing the credits."
The Cast, in Order of Appearance
Outro Music
Kuruharan __________ as
a catspaw, a Dwarf
McCaber __________ as
a Fang Pack Wolf, a Lone Warrior and FIRST!
Nilpaurion Felagund __________ as
Romeo Montague
Firefoot __________ as
a Home Run Hittin' Ordo
Nerwen __________ as
Yes She was a Dreamer, and She was the Only One
Rikae __________ as
Prey
the phantom __________ as
Phantom, THE Phantom, the Mastermind
Loslote __________ as
a Grip Pack Wolf who did not go Quietly into the Night
satansaloser2005 __________ as
Juliet Capulet
A Little Green __________ as
the Sensible Ordo, a Victim
Mithlawen __________ as
the Classy Ordo
Legate of Amon Lanc __________ as
A Scholar among Ordos
Rune Son of Bjarne __________ as
A Dane
Boromir88 __________ as
Chrysophylax Dives, a Dragon
Eomer of the Rohirrim __________ as
a Wargish Ordo
Nogrod __________ as
an Ordo, yes really
Macalaure __________ as
a Grip Pack Wolf who DID go quietly in the NIGHT
mormegil __________ as
a Fang Pack Wolf, the One Who Bans People
Aganzir __________ as
paradoxically, both the Hunter and the Target
Thinlomien __________ as
an Itching Ordo
Kath __________ as
the Elusive Ordo
Formendacil __________ as
The Hero of the Grip Pack
Shastanis Althreduin __________ as
an Agent with a Shield
Lalaith __________ as
a Fang Pack Wolf, the Polite One
Similarity to persons both Living and Dead is entirely intentional.
PARTY VICTORIOUS
(c) An Ancient and Imperial Lineage Production
For convenience and clarity, let's please consider this thread concluded and have our post-game discussion happen in the Dead Thread.
It is a lot more fun there anyway.