sam: To remember this trip I have decided to collenct autographs of every scary creature we meet, what do you think Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Great idea Sam
Gandalf: Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a queen, ah, I mean king, yes a king...
Galadriel: Hey, that's my line!
Sam on Wheathertop: Hey scary invisible dudes in the dresses, can I have your autograph?
Elrond: Aragorn, how would you like to marry Arwen?
Aragorn: Um, actually I was just going to ask if it was okay with you if Arwen and I got...
Elrond interupting: okay hows 500 bucks
Aragorn: No, really, we want *light goes off over head* 500? for that old hag.
Elrond: okay 1000
Aragorn: done!
later
Aragorn: Arwen, guess what, he said yes! and I got, ah, I mean, uh, he said yes!
Outside Moria
Sam: Hey Octopus dude, can I have your autograph?
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Sam: Hey Gandalf, can you move over I need to get the Balrogs autograph.
Gandalf: Denethor, I have a great idea, burn yourself!
Sam: Hey Gollum can I...
Gollum: We know, we know, can you have are autograph.
Sam: No way, why would I want YOUR autograph.
Mouth of Sauron: Hey Sauron, I was thinking, have you ever thought about growing some eyelashes...
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