There must be at least one LotR-obsessed person in your house if the following dialogue can occur:
Mum: "Whose Bible is on the sofa?"
Me: "Bible..? I haven't been reading the Bible, for sure, and I don't think
Greenie* has either."
Mum: *appears at my doorstep grinning amusedly and holding my very old and dear copy of LotR*
I think that was pretty amusing.
My mum is lovely.
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(*I obviously used her real name of her, though...
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