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Old 09-02-2003, 03:16 PM   #1
Meneltarmacil
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Sting "All About You" for LOTR characters

In the Announcements forum, there is a thread called "All About You" where you give information about yourself. I was wondering what LOTR characters would put for some of these.

Name (that you go by): Lurtz
Age: Duuuhhhhhhhh... I dunno.
Occupation: Fighting Uruk-Hai
Future Aspirations: KILL KILL KILL
Goal in life: KILL KILL KILL
Short term goals: KILL KILL KILL
Passion: Destruction and mayhem
Hobbies: Hacking things to bits, torture, listening to my victims' screams of pain
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Numerous battle scars

Fave book: (can't read)
Fave movie: Anything with exessive violence
Fave sport: Killing things
Fave store:
Fave music: The sound of people screaming in pain

What you can't stand: Anybody who JUST WON'T DIE!
What you plain dislike: Rangers with big swords because one of them chopped my arm off and then whacked off my head! It's not fair! He was outnumbered 50 to one! Aaaaargh!
Who you admire: Saruman, the White Hand, the hand that gives us man flesh to eat!
What you most love to do: KILL KILL KILL
Your self-confessed flaws: NONE!
What intrigues/fascinates you: Senseless destruction
What scares you: NOTHING! I do not know fear! GRRR!
Quotation to live by: You do not know fear! You do not know pain! You will taste man flesh!

Additional comments: RRRRROARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!

OK, that was pretty stupid, hope you have something better...

[ September 02, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]
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