[Airehiriel]

This is a pretty funny thread, here's my piece:

Gandalf Shrieked like a girl and strode forward, holding his candy cane aloft. "Listen, half dead cow of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. wet your pants, if you value your foul broken horn! I will squlech you from tail to eyeball, if you come within this ring.

The half dead cow snarled and cried towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp frightening squeal. Legolas had loosed his rabid squirrel. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping half dead cow thudded to the ground; an elvish rabid squirrel had ran its fluffy tail. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn stumbled like a drunkard forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind.