I LOVE this part of The Hobbit, it makes me laugh everytime I read it. And since nobody has put it up, I think it needs to be...
"Blimey,Bert!Look what I've copped!"
"What is it?"
"Lumme if I knows!What are yer?"
"Bilbo Baggins, a bur-a hobbit,"
"A burrahobbit?"
"What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket,anyways?"
"And can yer cook 'em?"
"Yer can try"
The part where the three trolls catch Bilbo when he is being a burg- I mean expert-treasure-hunter.
And the best:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"
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