A merry messy Christmas to you all! Look at me, here on Christmas day, with nothing better to do than to post a fake newspaper for the amusement of people I've never met.
We've got a lot to get through so let's start with the front page news...
Also, especially for Christmas, we have a special...
TV Supplement!
And who could forget, the conclusion to THE PHANTOM and ALIEN Christmas special...
And last, but by no means least, the conclusion to Lalwende's Prime Suspect 407...