Continuing on with that Idea
Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head)
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