Boromir: "What?! The Playboy Mansion?! We were supposed to go to Minas Tirith! Now my city will come to ruin! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Legolas: "Blast! Why couldn't it have misled us to the Elvish Playboy Mansion! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Aragorn: "Ohh! I LOVE MapQuest!"
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