"We are the fighting Pants! We slew the great warrior. We took the prisoners. We are the servants of Saruman the Wise, the White Trousers: the Trousers that give us pants to eat..."
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Hold on, my train of thought derailed. And it's some undertaking to get it back on track, I can tell you...
--Audreidi & Jandalf, proud members and Twins of Optometry for the Society of Nearsighted Elves
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