I'm not obsessed as some, but I swear I might turn hobbit this summer. O, yes precious, I might. I'm gonna try belgian beer. I have the one ring, and I argue with myself sometimes, don't I precious? OoO...it's snowing...hard...NO!!! SARUMAN'S GOT IT IN FOR ME! I SWEAR I'M NOT ON CARADHRAS! AND I'M NOT GONNA DESTROY THE PRECIOUS!! YOU HEAR ME?
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"My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles." ~The Evil Overlord List
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