I wish I could go with the Fellowship. I'm no that old..just a few thousand years. After all, Gandalf is older!
Father, you'd be useless! You'd have to stop three times a day to take your arthritis pills.
WHAT?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU SASS ME GIRL!!!!
Oh great! Now I'm getting a migraine...AGAIN!!!!
*3 HOURS LATER*
Hmmmmm...where are they? I swear I put them right here...
Arwen, honey, where are my pills? I can't find them.