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Originally Posted by the phantom
But I suppose if they won't debate it, we can do that here for them.
Should you have to vote for an even player, please oh please don't give your votes to Boro. He is a rotter and a cad and he's the reason for this massive snowstorm in the US and the hurricane in Australia.
If you have to vote for an odd player, there can be no better decision than a vote for Phantom. He is wise and kind and always brushes his teeth before bed. A model citizen!
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A model citizen with bad morning breath. If, you know, that matters. It's not necessarily lupine halitosis, but it's still something to consider.
(I do agree on Boro, however. If you give him extra votes, I shall be very put out.)
I can personally assure the dead that I have the innocents' best interest at heart, and that while I'm quiet I'm doing all I can to avenge the deaths of Fea, Shasta, and others. Yes, sir.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have hands to kiss and babies to shake. I'll catch up again later.