Sam, Frodo and Gollum passing time.
Frodo: No, no, no! Smeagol it's pigeon toe, pigeon toe, slide, slide, slide.
Gollum: Silly stepping could not be so difficult if poor Smeagol did not dance with fat Two-left-foots.
Sam: *fuming* Oh, is that right? Well I couldn't...he said to...YOU HAVE CLAMMY HANDS!
Frodo: Is it just me, or did whoever is telling this story going to leave out this scene for a reason. Do you guys want to end up like a bad Broadway musical? Now let's try again. 5, 6, 7, 8...."
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again.
I ate chicken yesterday and the
day before... will I be eating
chicken again tomorrow? Why am I
always eating chicken?
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