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Old 10-15-2003, 05:21 PM   #85
Thenamir
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Meanwhile, back in Improvas…

Sauerkraut’s “cable repairmen” had picked their way thru the detritus of the Goldlame Debris in vain. Not only were the Great Thighs missing, but King Theboleggen had unceremoniously thrown them down what was left of the staircase leading up to the old hall site, straight into the bone-crushing arms of Érry, son of Tait the Terrible.

“Yo think yall can jus’ waltz in here like nuthin’s wrong and jus’ take ova tha King? And overcharge him for yo stupid Net? You just logged on to Érry’s Painsite, G, c’mon an’ browse!!” Érry’s wrath was terrible indeed, and would have destroyed them then and there, had not some dark and furtive characters suggested that too much blood had been spilled already. They were, however, escorted to the city gates and sent on their way.

They had not gone far when those same dark-and-furtive types blocked the road ahead, beat them heartily, and sent them back to Sauerkraut with a message…

…when Sauerkraut woke up the next morning, lying there beside him in his palatial bed was the old sign from the Horse Head Inn…

[ October 15, 2003: Message edited by: Thenamir ]
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