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Old 05-13-2005, 08:28 AM   #66
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
Boots Alas poor Shelob ...

The Saucepan Man did it! I swear, I heard pots clanging around last night.
Well, as I slept soundly throughout the night, it cannot have been me that you heard. Perhaps it was the wind rattling my pots and pans where they were hung for the night. Or perhaps it's a stitch up ...

I say we search everyone's kitchen for signs of recently disturbed culinary equipment!

Then again, how are we to determine whether Feanor of the Peredhil is to be believed. It seems to me quite possible that the person who committed the foul deed would be the first to rush in and hurl wild accusations about.

And what about the phantom? He is of course a creature of the night and so quite at home prowling about during the hours of darkness.

I always knew his eyes were somewhat close together...
That's rich coming from someone whose eyebrows meet in the middle ...
Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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