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Originally Posted by Smug the Fabulous
I've been thinking more along the lines of CSI: Arda, with Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas going around solving crimes every week.
LEGOLAS: Well, we stopped that crazy wizard from leading us into the mines of Moria.
GIMLI: Good thing you had the foresight to arrest Gandalf while you did, Aragorn.
ARAGORN: I don't like to brag but you could say on the matter of not entering Khazad-dûm, we nearly walked into our...dûm.
(Puts on sunglasses)
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
LEGOLAS: ...what?
ARAGORN: What?
GIMLI: Is that the best pun you could come up with?
ARAGORN: Well, you know...the words doom and Khazad-dûm and...I thought-
GIMLI: Go have a lie down, Aragorn.
ARAGORN: Er, well...yeah, okay.
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This is getting silly and immature. Not long before the mods delete this. It is not what responsible posters do. Certainly not Ivy League or Russell Group material.