Stupid school internet blocker; how dare it not allow me to see a funny pic that I want to post a funny caption for!!!
Oh well, I'll just slightly extend the "Monty Python" quote:
Legolas: "I don't want to talk to you no more; you empty-headed animal food trough licker! I fart in your genaral direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
How does the rest of the "Lumberjack" song go? "I wear strapless heels and a spandex bra"? I think that's part of it; hehe now I'm imaging orcs dressed in....wait that's just scary and wrong.