Gandalf: Ah yes, I can translate this. It's in orcish.
Oh my God, it says: "How to cook hobbits!"
Sam: (Blows on page). No wait, it says "How to cook for hobbits."
Gandalf blows harder on page: It's "How to cook forty hobbits."
Sam blows even harder: Nope. It says " How to cook for forty hobbits."
Frodo: All right. That's it. No more Simpson Halloween programs for you guys!
