Gimli: And that, my young friends, is why cousins shouldn't marry.
Pippin: Ewww! I can't believe somebody's hands actually look like that!
Gimli: Don't say that! He can't help his behavior problems, you know!
Legolas: I heard that! THESE ARE ACRYLIC, YOU FOOLS!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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