Gandalf: Your eyes looked glazed grima.
Grima: I must kneel before thy throne and sacrifice to the porcline god.
Gandalf: My staff is not the porcline god!!!
Or:
Grima: If I was a Mr Potato head these would be my angry eyes!
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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