Gandalf: Ok, now, repeat after me...I am not evil.
Grķma: *monotone* I am not evil.
Gandalf: I will stop shaving my eyebrows.
Grķma: *monotone*I will stop shaving my eyebrows.
Gandalf: I will wash my hair.
Grķma: *monotone* I will wash my hair.
Gandalf: I will stop stalking Éowyn.
Grķma: *monotone* I will stop stalking..*snaps out of trance* hey, what are you trying to do? This hypnosis was only supposed to help me stop smoking!
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"It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..."
"If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."
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