Well, what a hobbit-ish host you are, Bb, sitting through the film even though you were "bewildered and bewuthered"!
Only the Extended Edition will do;
And when the film's over we're not done!
Watch every single deleted scene too;
Then watch it again with the commentary on!
That's what Ms. Bęthberry hates!
So press "Play All" on the featurettes!