Gatekeeper: Stop! You who would cross the Doors of Durin must answer me these questions three! WHAT is your name?
Gandalf: Gandalf, Mithrandir, Olorin...
Gatekeeper:WHAT is your quest?
Gandalf: To destroy the One Ring!
Gatekeeper: WHAT is your favorite color?
Gandalf: Gray! No, white! AAAAAAHHHHHH!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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