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Old 07-28-2003, 12:54 AM   #32
Everdawn
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Everdawn has just left Hobbiton.
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Viggo: Oh, he was burned at the stake about ten pages back.
*P.J. flips back ten pages*
P.J: Who the h*ll is Duncan?
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Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Gandalf the White are sitting on their horses talking about Edoras which lays before them.

Gandalf: Edoras, pretty much a hole... nothing around here for miles, not to mention any one. NO, its the most boring place in the world.

Suddenly riding past is a leather clad woman with raven hair being persued by a bad of ruffians.

Legolas: Who was that?

Aragorn: I think it was Xena.
Legolas: Really!
Gandalf: now now, we have to get to Edoras and tell them... something... actually why the hell are we in Edoras?
Gimli: Uh...
Aragorn: screw the ring, screw Merry and Pippin, screw Frodo and Sam, i want Xena's autograph!...
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