Why thankyou Elennar
Gimli, Aragron and Legolas in the forest where they encounter Gandlaf the White. There is a blinding light and out of it steps Marilyn Manson.
Gimli: Ahhh!
Aragorn: Run!
Legolas: Melkor! Melkor!
SCENE: Council of Elrond. Elrond has just given his first speech. Ozzy Osbourne is also in attendance **dont ask**
Ozzy: Well this is f$#@%d!, your all
f%$#@#g mad!
Boromir: And what would a mere... whatever you are... know of this matter?
Legolas: This is no mere... whatever he is, He is Ozzy Osbourne, he bit the head off a bat, sure as hell he wont hesitate on you.
Ozzy (to legolas): Shut the f@$k up you pointy eared bloody freak!
Legolas: But Ozzy!
Ozzy: Stands up and walks out** Im gettijng out of here, your all bloody mad!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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