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Old 07-11-2014, 05:31 PM   #49
Morthoron
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From http://bookofjeremiah1eighteenninete...n-front-of-god:

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In Tolkien’s fables, Dorwinion is the kingdom of the dwarves. It is really the word “Darwinian”. So Tolkien had this idea that even Christ was inferior, because he was a Hebrew man.
Oh, this fellow is a hoot!

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It is also notable that Gollum, the most despised creature in Tolkien’s imagination, was not only enslaved to seeking the master-ring, but was also the only person/creature in Tolkien’s fable described as catching fishes.
In the Bible, God/Christ has eyes that go throughout all the earth (II Chronicles 16:9).
Ummm...bzuh?

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There is no resurrection in Tolkien’s fable world. Humanity in his fables are doomed to only have existence in the natural world, without hope of joining the divine. Tolkien’s overall theme is one of enjoy-the-moment (“hobbits”, his idea of forever childhood), but hopeless melancholy about the long-term view of human existence (his description of grown adult men).
It seems he pulls more out of his posterior than just scraps of toilet paper.

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The whole “Lord of the Rings” is a perverted fable where, in Tolkien’s foolish imaginations, the gods of his pagan religion triumphs over his distorted portrayal of Christ (the Lord of the churches).
For this poor buffoon, religion is not the opiate of the masses, rather it is a lobotomy.
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