Ok, I think the dwarf would hit first, seeing as he would be the heaviest and his axe would make sure he fell faster. The hobbit would sing a happy song and then get rescued by some eagles (because hobbits ALWAYS gets rescued by eagles) and the elf would float easily on the ground with the help of the Valar, sigh at the sight of the dead dwarf and walk away, singing a long and beautiul tale about how the Valar once again helped one of he firstborn.
Come to think about it, I think Aulė would save the dwarf as well. So nobody dies. Yay! Happiness!
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